The Static Begins

Welcome to Studio Static.

This wasn’t planned—then again, neither is most of my life.

It wasn’t supposed to go online.

Which means, obviously, it did.

My first video, my first business, and probably the most accurate summary of me you’ll ever get.

The soap I use to get paint out of my cloths is called The Masters Hand Soap by Generals Pencil Company

The First Noise

I wasn’t planning to start today.

The camera blinked, I lost my way.

Words tripped out, half paint, half thought,

All the chaos honesty bought.

It’s not a pitch, it’s not a plan,

It’s proof of motion — proof I am.

Every mess begins this way:

A spark, a ramble, and things to say.

– From the Desk of Disorderly Studio, a fun game while you watch: count how many times I say “yeah.”